Cane Garden Furniture
I blame it on the Garden Club, and the first (and only) garden tour I went on with them. An old cane chair, painted white, in a secluded outdoor nook, complete with nonchalant pot of pelargoniums. This was THE look!
So during the next months I collected various cane chairs from the Charity shops, and placed them in my own garden, just so. So cute! This was definitely THE look for me. But, as anyone with any sense would know, it was not a weatherproof look. I gradually found this out.
Polydactyl Tiddles Cat
Cats, being decorative creatures, understand that a decorative outdoor seat is to be sat on - by cats, that is. They enjoy curling up on a gently curved cane seat bottom - preferably sunny. They can even forego a cushion...
But people? Oh dear. One day I watched a rather large garden visitor sink slowly into the white cane chair on the house patio. And sink - and sink even further. It was a slow demise, as the cane legs slid ever outwards. Oops.
But still I persevered with this seat, and all the others dotted about the garden. For safety's sake I placed pots on the really rickety ones (some garden visitors don't have the sharpest eyesight). Everything looked oh so pretty in my photographs. My cats spent many peaceful moments in the sun, snug and secure on their outdoor chairs.
Rusty the Dog
A pair of white cane armchairs used to look so groovy in the Hump, their evocative elegance a wonderful contrast with the rough pine bark and the surrounding wilderness greenery. Well, that's what I thought.
Aiming for the nonchalant...
I was aiming for the nonchalant (minus the pot of pelargoniums). The hint of days and seasons past, abandoned memories of floral cotton frocks and lounging beige trousers with the sharpest of creases...
Sit With Us! Two White Chairs
Then one day I noticed. One armchair had completely disintegrated, while the other, leaning rakishly against the pine tree, had lost its bottom. Oops. Not the look I was after. So off they went to the bonfire.
Birthday Garden Behind the Stables
Then I paid money (not much) for two wobbly chairs and a table, all natural cane, and placed them artistically (so I thought) behind the Stables in the wee lawn. I tried having morning tea in them. Too wobbly. They looked silly. I tried spray painting them purple. Even sillier. They lasted about six months. Off to the bonfire again. Hmm...
Dumped for good reason!
Then there was that huge cane chair dumped on the side of the road in a rubbish pile. Dumped for good reason, and I should have known that. But I stuffed it into my tiny car and drove it home, smiling all the way.
The 'Seen better days' look
Again, I tried for the abandoned, 'seen better days' look, placing it deep in the wilderness behind the pond, surrounded by crisp green Phormiums. It fell over in the next wind and is now rotting, silently, underneath a blanket of leaves. I've left it there, a symbol of the transient...
White Cane by the Cottage
Well, wouldn't you know it! The only cane furniture which has lasted is a set of chairs and a wee table which live a sheltered life on the verandah of Pond Cottage. My cottage cat, grey Minimus, considers them hers - as well she should.
The chairs - perfect for a sunny afternoon snooze, or when she needs a good vantage point. The table - excellent to lurk underneath, should an interloper (cat or dog) dare to come too close. The top of a chair - just the right height from which to launch herself into the cottage window. The chair legs - multiple deluxe cat scratching posts. And pretty blue cushions, for sublime cat comfort.
Cottage Cane Furniture
All that's missing is a sign saying 'Keep off'.